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Funny/witty quotes on sex by Woody Allen  

vikram_the_bull 40M
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11/4/2011 12:02 am

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11/7/2011 8:31 pm
Funny/witty quotes on sex by Woody Allen

• "Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love."

• "Love is the answer... but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

• "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

• "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

• "My brain? it's my second favorite organ."

• "I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

• "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

• "Sex is only dirty if it's done right."

• "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

• "The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty"

• "Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic."

• "Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex."
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