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After yer Flud
After yer Flud This is from a book I'm reading "Olde Charlie Farquharson's Testament" Parry Sound version After yer flud, Noah's boys dint let no genration gap grow below ther feet. They had a flud of ther own - big crop of kinfolk. First off, Jetpath had sons of his own: Gomer, Maygog, Mad-eye, Javin', Twoball, Me-shack and Tire-as. Gomer he had a pile too: Ashcan-azz, Rip Path and ToeGarmaw. It was these fellas popillated yer erth. Some of them even ended up Jentiles, but don't ask me how. Hem, the displeased person, even he had a buncha sons; Cush, Fut, Eijippt, and Canin'. Sounds like they lit out and foundered a few places is still around today. That was onley a start. They bilt other cities too. Not what we call yer slow developers. Other things devloped too. Mostly peeple becoming crowds. Quite a spred frum one little Ark. No matter how well-spred they was, they all spoke the same langridge. Most people took a shine to yer plane of Shiner. It was nice, but kinda flat. Everybuddy sed, let's bild a hy-rise, we got bricks to burn. Let's add morter and fresh slime and mebby the place will reech up to Hevven, keep us in touch with Him. Sorta a community-cation tower. Gawd came to inspect. He thot peeple were starting to git above themselfs, tryna move into his naberhood. Give them another inch and they'd be thinkin they're roolers. He put a hex on the Babble rabble and scrabbled ther tongues so they all spoke differnt. When nobuddy could git the hang of anybuddy else's lingo, they climbed offa ther hy-rize and becum seppertists. They all went abroad, becuz everybuddy at home was forners anyways. Don't know what happen to that hy-rize, maybe it becum a ex-comminication tower. Out of it all come lots of others, but mostly a leeder alled Abie-ham. Abie-ham married Sairy. But she was barn, no childern. Abie-ham decided to try his luck elsewhere, Sairy come along fer the ride. |
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