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How to tell if you've grown up yet!  

RUN2644 72M/76F
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6/9/2006 4:43 pm

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8/22/2008 3:22 pm
How to tell if you've grown up yet!

> 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
>
> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# next
> door won't turn down the stereo.
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> 14. You feed your Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> 16. You take naps
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
> 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
> Bonus:
> 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do.

redhot469469 60M/F
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4/28/2008 1:30 pm

 I know this list! hahaha! um, I (mary) identify with number 26...


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