LMAO better be careful just might be u.
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Posted:Feb 21, 2007 8:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2008 5:48 am
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting and they said: Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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Credit Card companies fine print sucks ass.
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Posted:Feb 19, 2007 4:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2008 5:50 am
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I recently purchased something over the phone through my credit card for 300$ back in december and on my recent online statement showed up another charge from the same company for 143$ I was like what the hell is going on here.
So i gave the card company a call and they said I purchased something I was like no way, I did not authorize that transaction and they were like sorry sir well get right on it.
Then a week had passed, no word from them and im getting a little frustrated, so I called them back they said i had to contact the merchant my self to get them to take it out of there automatic debit system or damn thing so now im confused.
So I contacted the merchant and guess what they have a system set up so that u can never really contact them its all call answers and forwards so now my brain starts to hurt.
So again i contact the credit card company and said I cannot contact the merchant so they said ok well put u in contact with fraud services, then fraud services told me i need to write this formal letter thats becomes a legal document and fax it to them in order to stop them from taking money from my card, brains getting sorer and sorer by the minute,
And that the so called merchant has it to automatically debit my card on the 30th of every month for 143 dollors I was like what the, thats when my brain let out its first fart to the credit card company telling them just stop payment its my card its my account wheres my legal rights, there like yes sir were trying to help u.
Then I told them to just cancel my account and give me a new one and forward the balence so they wont have my number, thought it was just that easy a, so did I, they went and told me that all transactions posted to my old account will be automatically forwarded to my new account and they cant stop it, then my brain lets out another fart a bigger and smellier one this time.
So I said cancel my god damn account then i want it stoped they read me this account closing disclosure and during I herd them say your account will closed after u have a balense of 0 dollors for 30 days.
And said ok sir your cards no longer work then They said, we recomend that u contact any merchants that have auto debit to your card to cancel it or your account will not close due to them charging your account every 30 days and i will not be able to hold a balance of 0$ for 30 days.
Then again I told them I cannot contact the god damn merchants I already Told u guys that, they said sorry sir your account is now closed there is nothing we can do for u.
At that point i had enough and my brain shit all over that little prick. if he was in front of me i would have beaten him till his momma didnt recognize the sun of a .
Then he hung up on me, so now im credit card less, stuck with a credit card dept, I dont really want to pay but have to or will screw my credit and a god damn fraud ass merchant taking money from my account on a regular basis.
And Damn Discreet Gay Dating account ran out and no credit card to renew it LMFAO.
But all in all life goes on But i wish i was a lawer.
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