|
|
|
|
KAZUTHA
|
Posted:Jun 15, 2014 11:13 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 11:18 pm
9592 Views
|
KAZZUTHA
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
A FRIEND
|
Posted:Jun 15, 2014 11:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 11:19 pm
9505 Views
|
A FRIEND
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
L O L
|
Posted:Jun 15, 2014 11:29 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 11:14 pm
9476 Views
|
L O L
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
KUNDI
|
Posted:Jun 15, 2014 11:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 11:17 pm
9565 Views
|
KUNDI athava ASS
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Threesome!!!
|
Posted:Jul 27, 2014 8:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2014 9:34 am
8749 Views
|
A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar last. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot .
They drank a couple of beers and she asked if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double"?
"What's that?" the guy asked. "It's a mother and threesome." she said.
As the guy's mind began to embrace the idea and he wondered what her might look like, he said, "No, I haven't."
They drank a bit more,then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place.
When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom... you still awake?"
|
|
|
3
Comments
|
|
Are You Coming? ???
|
Posted:Jul 15, 2014 3:41 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2014 12:38 am
9168 Views
|
Little Johnny walked into class sporting a black eye.
The teacher was concerned and asked, "How did you get that?"
Little Johnny explained, "Our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad all have to sleep in the same bed. Last night my dad asked, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' When I said 'No', he slapped my face and gave me a black eye."
The teacher said, "The next time your dad asks if you're sleeping, keep dead quiet and don't answer."
The following morning Johnny came back with two black eyes.
The teacher, by now very worried, asked, "My god, why have you now got two black eyes? I thought I told you to say nothing."
Johnny replied, "Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, you know, at the same time, and mum was breathing heavily, kicking her legs about and squealing like a hyena. Then my dad asked mum, 'Are you coming?' Mum said, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' Dad answered, 'Yes!'
"They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, 'Wait for me, I'm coming too...' and that's when my dad said, 'You little bastard...' and he punched me in the other eye."
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
Have You Ever Noticed ???
|
Posted:Jul 15, 2014 3:29 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2014 12:38 am
9182 Views
|
1. If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... No wonder men suffer from high B P!!!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life!
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
Football vs Sex
|
Posted:Jul 15, 2014 3:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2014 12:38 am
9216 Views
|
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Your guy collect your chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell you to stop= YELLOW CARD**
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
To link to this blog (Rahul_G2013) use [blog Rahul_G2013] in your messages.
|
|
|
| Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
| |
|
1
|
2
|
31
|
4
|
52
|
6
|
71
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
153
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
|
271
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
|
