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Long Weekend Party.....Part 2
Posted:Aug 29, 2008 8:00 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2008 7:11 am
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We were just wondering anyone was interested in cumming over for a little party on Sunday. We can continue the fun from the party the night before; watch the Bombers kick some Rider butt, & then do a BBQ afterwards. What happens after that??? Who knows, that's half the fun.
If you're interested send us a message or e-mail. If you have our number, give us a shout.

Mr Horny

Ooooops, gotta add this in......will do some Bison Kabobs on the BBQ either during the game or right after; whatever everyone wants. As for the rest of the BBQ, we'll play it by ear. Maybe something that goes with corn on the cob? Yes, I do that on the BBQ too.
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Next Party.......
Posted:Aug 20, 2008 2:36 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2008 8:44 am
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We’re having another party & the party will be on Sat. Aug 30th and will start at 8pm. We were also thinking about doing a small BBQ before the party, so if you’re interested in that let us know & if there’s enough interest we’ll try set something up. There will be an assortment of snacks available later. However, if you’d like to bring some snacks, just let us know in advance what you’d like to bring (no, it’s not necessary to bring something in order to attend). It’s also BYOB with the exception of the Jello shooters, which we’ll gladly provide, LOL. Not sure at this point yet whether we’ll have Boobie shooters though, will have to see what the $$$$$ situation is like closer to party time.
Once again, with the exception of a few select single females (our choice, of course LO, this party will be couples only. Apologies to all the single men out there, but if we do decide to invite a few single men, we already know who they would be.
If you’re interested in attending or would like more info, send us a message/e-mail or for those that have our number, give us a call.
Please don’t wait until the last minute to let us know that you’d like to attend, as we’ve have had to turn people away from the last few parties……full house; we only wish our house was that big, LOL.

Can’t wait
L&D
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WOW!!! What a B-day party.
Posted:Aug 14, 2008 7:52 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2008 7:29 am
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Yeah, yeah...I know, what took so long to post this??? Firstly, those who know me know that I'm patently late & secondly we had a few things going on & were quite busy. Oh well, better late than never....here goes......
First though we'd like to apologize to the last minute people that wanted to cum to our party but we weren't able to accommodate them as we already had a packed house (VERY packed). As we said before, if you're interested please let us know a bit sooner next time & hopefully we'll have room. I sometimes wonder what one of our parties would be like if we had a bigger house & were able to accommodate more people.
Once again, it sure didn't take long for the 'newbies' to fit right in (maybe it's pent up horniness,LOas I discovered while taking the 1st round of Jello shooters around. Even had my pants ripped right off me, literally, when I interrupted some while going around with the Jello tray. Somehow though we managed to have some Jello shooters left over a the end of the night. Maybe that's because the last thing on my mind after being tied up, blindfolded, flogged, & paddled was handing out more Jello shooters? Flogging part was ok, but that paddle stung like a Biatch!!!!!! Right cheek was still sore next day,LOL.
Boobie shooters went over well once again despite a few 'accidents' Hee-Hee. Definitely no boobie shooters left at the end of the night.
Once again I managed to stay up later than the Mrs which is quite surprising (gettin old for this late night stuff,LO. It's surprising how late people can stay up when they're having a good time; always seems to be some left around to see the sun cum up. I'm sure that there were a 'few' that were a LITTLE bit hungover like me the next day. Wasn't too bad though, a good hangover if there's such a thing...LMAO. Maybe having fun lessens the hangover?
For those that are wondering.....NO, I did not finally get to get off at one of our parties . But, that's a story for another day.

Lastly, I'd like to thank everyone for cumming over & help me celebrate my B-day. I'm quite sure I couldn't possibly find a nicer group of people to party with on my B-day.

Mr Horny

P.S. Next party will be Aug 30th. Hope to have something posted soon but it's hard to get computer when 's are here. Gotta get up early as I sure can't stay up as late as they do.
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Those Fricken Car Thieves!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted:Jul 31, 2008 11:18 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2008 2:02 pm
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Yep, those little buggers got me. Stole my van just before 3am today. Neighbor almost stopped them; even tried to throw a hammer at the passenger window but missed & hit the door instead. Evidently his wife saw almost the whole thing but didn't realize something was wrong & called her husband too late to stop them. In a hurry to get away they backed into a pole & clipped my other neighbor's brand new truck on the way.
The theft itself isn't even actually the worst thing.......my registration/insurance expired almost 3 hours earlier at midnight. Geeesh, what else bad can happen.
Those of you who know me know that I run my own business & it's been a real struggle to keep the business going the past few months; seeing as I have been dealing with some injuries from a car accident & all the BS that MPI has been putting me through lately.
Sadly, this is probably the last straw for my business as this couldn't have possibly come at a worst time. Sucks when I think about all the time & money that I've put into; never mind what I've also lost because of my struggles to keep my business afloat.

I really need a beer, later peeps.
Mr Horny
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Jell-o Shooter ideas??????
Posted:Jul 9, 2008 8:15 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 5:32 am
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Just wondering if anyone has any ideas for some different types of Jell-o shooters. Want to try some new different concoctions & figured someone out there must know or have tried different flavors that taste wicked together.
Have to make a bunch for our party this Sat & would like to have a wide variety. Flavors that I am already making: Fuzzy Navel, Strawberry Daiquiri & Margarita.
In advance, thank you for any suggestions you may have.

Mr Horny
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I just realized.............
Posted:Jul 8, 2008 12:16 pm
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2008 7:18 am
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.....that out of all the parties we've hosted, that I've never gotten off ONCE at one of our parties.
Is it because I never played? No, because I did play & loved it.
Is it because I was worried more about being a good host? Possibly, because the most important thing to us is that everyone has a good time & I'm certainly worried more about that than whether or not I get to play.
Is it because it takes me too long to get off? Even more possible, but at least I had fun trying....LOL.
Does it bother me that I don't get off? Not at all. It's much more important that everyone has a good time; regardless of the playing that might/might not go on.
Besides that, I'm pretty sure the Mrs has more than made up for it on a few occasions,LOL.
Anyways, maybe......just maybe after this next party I won't be able to say that I've never gotten off at one of our own parties. After all, it is my B-day. Oooooops, just remembered that we already had one of those here before & it didn't happen then either...LOL.
Oh well, REALLY looking forward to this next party & don't really care whether it happens or not......as long as a good time is had by all.

To those who are cumming to the party.....can't wait to see you here. To those who aren't cumming, we'll make sure you get to read all about it. Censored version, of course...LOL.

Mr Horny
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Isn't it nice when.......
Posted:Jun 28, 2008 7:31 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 9:50 pm
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.....you CAN actually meet a great new couple that is everything you were hoping they'd be. We were lucky enough to meet a very nice couple the other night that was just as their profile said; maybe even better (think they're too modest). Meeting people like this make all the players & fakes worth while.
To all you out there who get discouraged from time to time.......be patient, there actually are some great people on here. We've been VERY fortunate to meet a LOT of great people from here & made some great new friends. Sometimes it just takes a while to find these people, but in the end it all ends up worth while.

Happy Hunting all,
Mr Horny

P.S. Memo to self.....make sure & gets lots of R&R before meeting this couple again.
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B-day party time again!!!!!!!
Posted:Jun 19, 2008 10:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2008 8:17 am
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It’s the Mr’s B-Day & we’re having another party. The party will be on Sat. July 12th and will start at 8pm. There will be an assortment of snacks available. However, if you’d like to bring some snacks, just let us know in advance what you’d like to bring (no, it’s not necessary to bring something in order to attend). It’s also BYOB with the exception of the Boobie & Jello shooters, which we’ll gladly provide, LOL.
Hopefully the swing will be back in action for this party.
Although it’s already been suggested, he will NOT be attempting to have as many O’s as his age; he says he’s WAY too old for that…..LOL. Would be fun to try though, LMAO. He might be persuaded to pick one number from his age & attempt that though.
Once again, with the exception of a few select single females (our choice, of course LO, this party will be couples only. Apologies to the single men out there, but if we do decide to invite a few single men, we already know who they would be.
If you’re interested in attending, send us a message/e-mail or for those that have our number, give us a call.
Please don’t wait until the last minute to let us know that you’d like to attend, as we know we’ll have to tell you that we already have as many people as we can accommodate; which will be about 12 couples + the single women.

Can’t wait
L&D
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WOW, What a party!!!!!
Posted:Jun 12, 2008 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2008 7:44 am
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Despite being on fairly short notice, our party went over amazingly well. The bison burgers seemed to be a hit as there were none left over. Also must have done something right in my first attempt at making Jello shooters as only a few survived the night.
Might have been a good thing we had a few last minute cancels/no shows; house might have been too packed. Food and snacks would have run out much sooner too. Memo to self.....more snacks at next party.
The newbies sure didn't seem to mind that there were some no shows as they seemed to fit right in & quickly got to know some new people. It was nice to see them all have a great time.
Now, if we could only have a party without something getting broken........poor,poor bed.
The only other downer of the night was not getting to play with my 'gem' as I was hoping to. Oh well, have to make up for it at the next party.....LOL.
Despite the fact that I thought I would be crashing before the Mrs, amazingly I lasted a few more hours than her & got to see it get light out. Darn stragglers,LOL..... just kidding.

Next party is July 12th for Mr Horny's B-day, hope to have a notice posted soon.

Stay tuned,
Mr Horny
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Party Time Again!!!!!!!!!
Posted:May 22, 2008 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2008 5:00 pm
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We know it’s kind of late notice (yes, it’s his fault), but………..
Spring has finally sprung & we’re having another party. Yes, we know, what took us so long to have another party…..LOL. The party will be on Sat. June 7th. This party will be a BBQ first with the party to follow later. BBQ part will start at 5pm & the food should all be ready by 6. Party part of the evening will start at 9pm. We should be able to accommodate 12 people for the BBQ part, & another 12 people more for the party. BBQ menu hasn’t been set, but we’re thinking something like Bison burgers, Smokies, some kinds of sausages, and a few different kinds of salad. Just let us know what you’d prefer for the BBQ & we’ll see what we can do. There will also be an assortment of snacks available later. If you’d like to bring some snacks, just let us know in advance what you’d like to bring (no, it’s not necessary to bring something in order to attend).
Once again, with the exception of a few select single females (our choice, of course LO, this party will be couples only…..apologies to the singles out there.
Hopefully it’s not too late notice for all you fun people out there & we’ll have another great party. If you’re interested in cumming to either the party or BBQ & party, just send us a message. If you have any questions about the party, just message us & we’ll get back to you ASAP.

Can’t wait
L&D

P.S. Next party will be for the Mr’s B-Day on Sat. July 12th. More info to follow later.
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Party report
Posted:Jan 30, 2008 3:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2008 2:02 pm
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For a while we thought we might have to cancel the party due to the fact that in the afternoon the Mrs had a full 26oz fall on her head while sitting down cleaning out the bottom of the fridge; which she likely had a mild concussion from. However, with the help of a few others to get ready, the party got started as planned. Thanks K & an extra special thank you to D for once again making the jello shooters AND having them delivered.
While not as big as our previous parties, all reports were that everyone had a great time. Oh, except for one who said “no more dirty hookers….NEVER AGAIN!!!!!” Guess those kinda kicked in all at once, eh B??? Think maybe there might have been a few others who may have had a few too many shooters, but they aren’t saying LOL.
Was also kind of nice with the smaller crowd so that the new people could chat a bit with others, get to meet & know some great new people & just relax. That’s one of the best things about the parties.
Geeeeesh, can’t believe I laid down to rest my sore back for a bit & crashed. Also can’t believe no one woke me up & I missed a bunch of fun. Oh well, next party.

A big thank you to our out of town guests for attending (almost half the people) & helping make it another fun party. Not too many people would drive that far in this weather and we appreciate it (we believe the others in attendance do as well).

Planning next party already, can’t wait.
L&D

P.S. The Mrs never made it to her “goal” that some others had set for her that night (maybe the bonk on the head had something to do with……or too many shooters????LO. However, with a bit of help she easily attained it the next day.

P.P.S. No broken swing at this one. Whew!!!!!! Good thing too, wasn’t ours.
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Openings for party
Posted:Jan 23, 2008 3:08 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 9:50 pm
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Just wanted to let everyone know that due to a few cancellations, we still have a few openings for the Mrs's B-day party on Sat(26th). Sorry, but we didn't keep a very good waiting/wanting to come list. Other than those that messaged us or e-mailed us we can't remember everyone that had shown an interest in attending; in particular, those in chat.
If you're still interested in attending, please let us know ASAP & we should still have room for you.

L&D

P.S. The Mrs has been antsy all week, she can't wait.
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B-Day Party update
Posted:Jan 16, 2008 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2008 7:24 am
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Just a few other things we maybe should have mentioned in our previous post about the Mrs’s B-Day Party. Yes, it’s BYOB. You can wear whatever you want to wear: casual, sexy, naughty…..heck, if someone shows up naked we won’t turn them away. LOL. Although in this weather it’s probably not advisable. No, you don’t have to bring a B-day present…..that’s not one of the expectations. Some fun people over for her B-Day will be enough of a present. As long as everyone has a good time, she’ll be happy too. Although a little extra fun for her would be an added bonus. LOL.

10 more days,
Can’t wait
L&D

P.S. In case anyone forgot, it’s on Jan 26th @ 9pm.
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