Random ranting
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Posted:Jun 29, 2008 11:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2008 12:04 am
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I am not an eligible bachelor to begin with.. I have a small tool, normal looks, rather big tummy..
However, i always enjoyed ogling at girls, meeting up secretly with my FWB (she's geting married soon... sigh.) I was happy that i was single.
The thought of marriage sometimes freaks me out.
It spells the end of Freedom. (Coincidentally, Marriage begins with "M")
I know tons of people here are married, and are not afraid to tell.
My FWB was happily attached, her boyfriend can satisfy her sexually (but his dick 3"+ only! HAHAHA!) but she just wants to have flings with me because "she sympathises on my situation" She even does anal leh! (read previous previous post).
My fiance-to-be.. on the otherhand, is a conservative and virtuous type, the type that all moms will agree. Wears specs and does housework. (but i cook better than her though! ^_^). There was only ONCE i seen her naked boobs. That was the time i had to examine her breasts because she suspects she had breast cancer... I even got scolded for having a hard-on. It's just a false alarm. Her boobs are nice, btw. Hee Hee! I somehow feel consoled
Sex to her is "You cannot wait until we get married, or at least ROM, meh?". She declines my advances and i do not want to force... Maybe it's because my first time was rather easy. I was sleeping and the girl just climbed on top and had it her way... so i always hoped that she will be this automatic.
Maybe i'm henpecked, or i am cowardly, i dare not tell her how much i wanted to fuck her. I only suggest.. that's because she always tells me this...
"I always liked you because i think you are the decent decent type!"
she thinks i am decent
I always delete my History after browsing, always tells her how busy i am, tells her i am going over my friend's place to fix her PC/teach her brother how to do homework.. ("dun worry lah, dear! she's marrying soon, what can we possibly do??"), and i don't go geylang.
I think i am a bastard.
So much i detest myself for cheating, i decided to end it by suggesting my friend to get married earlier... and she is going to...
I feel sad, but assures myself this is only right. I am still horny, but i tell myself it's going to be better this way.
In fact, i coyly played the jester all along when i joined Discreet Gay Dating, concealing my true intentions of joining Discreet Gay Dating, seemingly having a mocking attitude towards this community, even though i am actually desperate to get laid somewhere...
Working in a small forwarding firm with mostly sweaty malay guys and one Aunty (she seems to be having a fling though... hmm) doesn't help.
Unlike my previous job, i am desk bound now... therefore i am getting fat, and my dick is becoming more and more obscured by my lard.
I need to change my life.
While i was thinking of losing weight and complaining on how long have i not gotten laid, my "wife-to-be" suggested to me:
"We get married lah! Then you will know how good i am or not, what!"
It sounds good for the first few seconds... so i agreed. We planned the ROM date and we went out to buy a ring.. she was happy...
Suddenly i thought i am not still happy. My dick need a home to fit in too!!
...Die lah!!
I just don't wanna get married... yet...
I can't imagine the stress i will face. It will be immense! , household alowance, more chores.. being called "UNCLE", serving the in-laws...etc etc etc etc...
Is it going to be that bad?
(If you are reading this, i thank whoever you are for your time to stop by and read my whimsical complains.)
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Did it surprise you?
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 11:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2008 1:26 am
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i must admit i am a swa koo when it comes to such things like meeting people for sex.
Meet for fiacking, sure or not?? tricks used to con old man one lah!
.. i used to think.
Before i was a member, i am so sceptical about such things.... i used to think only Angmohs will go for Discreet Gay Dating, and all the pictures in Discreet Gay Dating are all fake, taken from Flickr or facebook or the like...
Singaporeans are more sexually adventurous and liberal than i thought... The real eye opener is the women in Discreet Gay Dating SG.
Some of the pictures looked so hot!
I never expect an office dwelling swa koo like me to pick up anyone or be able to entice with my low grade humor or small tools... but i just like to see what is going on.
Did all of you here join Discreet Gay Dating because you are horny? I didn't... i joned because i wanted to see if it was for real.
that's why i start out as standard member...
but the hype here is so strong, with some of the ladies here fast becoming celebrities of Discreet Gay Dating SG.
The best part, they don't seem to just respond to Ang Mohs.
Wah lau! now then i realize how high up in the mountains i am... sibei swa koo leh.
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Joke!
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Posted:Jun 23, 2008 8:36 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 9:43 pm
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was walking by the beach when she saw a male nudist with an erection and wanking furiously as he was reading the papers.
Seeing the little girl closing in, the nude guy promptly covered his member with the papers
"What's underneath the papers?" asked the little girl.
"A bird" replied the nudist "My pet bird, i was playing with it but i don't want to show it to you". Not soon after, the man fell asleep
However, the man woke up with intense pain on his groin and saw the little girl staring menancingly at his cock and he soon passed out
Upon waking up, the paramedic when the paramedics asked them man what happened, the man replied wth anguish & bewilderment:
"I don't know! a little girl asked me about my cock and i fell asleep! But when i woke up, my cock was in a terrible pain!"
So the paramedics and police went to ask the little girl what she did to the poor man and she said:
"The man? I didn't do anyrhing to him! I just saw the little bird and i played with it. But after a while, the bird spat on me, so i broke it's neck, cracked the eggs and set the nest on fire!"
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