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Only during the Holidays~
This is an Oldie...but it's still funny~
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving and Christmas
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!' They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it!' | ||
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Good one! We are looking foward to the Thanksgiving Holiday as a break from our daily routine. | ||
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This is going to be a very special Thanksgiving for me because my Mother is coming to visit. It has been almost 8 years since I saw her last! | ||
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quote AntirasAD: This is going to be a very special Thanksgiving for me because my Mother is coming to visit. It has been almost 8 years since I saw her last! That's awesome! Enjoy every second you have with her. | ||
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quote AntirasAD: This is going to be a very special Thanksgiving for me because my Mother is coming to visit. It has been almost 8 years since I saw her last! That's great!! Have lots of fun...  | ||
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quote Islandlacel97l36: An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!' They all asked the farmer how it tasted. 'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it!' OMG... I didn't expect that ending ! LOL  | ||
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LOL, that's great Luv. Way too funny. | ||
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Funny. Thanks Luv66. | ||
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That was the juiciest meat I have ever had. lol | ||
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Oops it is dribbling down your chin.  | ||
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So, I went Thanksgiving shopping today.
Just curious how much did you guys spend on a Turkey??
Lowest price here was .39/lb. (I bought THREE
Most places are .59/lb this year. | ||
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quote 66LUV: So, I went Thanksgiving shopping today. Just curious how much did you guys spend on a Turkey?? Lowest price here was .39/lb. (I bought THREE :O Turkeys)!!!!! Most places are .59/lb this year. I tell ya what I'm probably gonna have. It'll be a pack of those round pieces of turkey that you make sandwiches with that I'll warm up in the frying pan with some butter, a can of corn, a can a candied sweet potatoes, and a can of cranberry sauce (jellied kind). That's about as good as it'll get at my place. ~ ~ | ||
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quote _JKH_: I tell ya what I'm probably gonna have. It'll be a pack of those round pieces of turkey that you make sandwiches with that I'll warm up in the frying pan with some butter, a can of corn, a can a candied sweet potatoes, and a can of cranberry sauce (jellied kind). That's about as good as it'll get at my place. Kurt... prices are so good right now, you need to just get a turkey and take a few hours to cook it.
It's really not hard to do- Read directions and it's actually super easy!!! | ||
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quote 66LUV: Kurt... prices are so good right now, you need to just get a turkey and take a few hours to cook it. It's really not hard to do- Read directions and it's actually super easy!!!  Or roast an entire pig like my Cuban family is doing. If you were closer you could come over and join us; there is always room for one more. | ||
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quote sweetsharaparker: Or roast an entire pig like my Cuban family is doing. If you were closer you could come over and join us; there is always room for one more. That was very sweet of you Sahar and in the very spirit of Thanksgiving.  | ||
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quote 66LUV: Kurt... prices are so good right now, you need to just get a turkey and take a few hours to cook it. It's really not hard to do- Read directions and it's actually super easy!!! I ain't never cooked a turkey in my life. Wouldn't have a clue about it. Aw well, I won't go hungry though. ~ ~ | ||
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quote 66LUV: So, I went Thanksgiving shopping today. Just curious how much did you guys spend on a Turkey?? Lowest price here was .39/lb. (I bought THREE :O Turkeys)!!!!! Most places are .59/lb this year. They are about the same here in WPB, Florida but the bigger supermarkets has a lot of buy 1 get on Free Thanksgiving items like cranberry sauce and stuffing. They also have 5 & 10 dollar cupons to use with purchases of 25 & 50 dollars respectively. I shopped early this morning while the rest of the family slept and made some good scores. Saw a couple of cute guys stocking the shelves too....got to have the candied men on my shopping list! Kay | ||
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quote KaynM3: They are about the same here in WPB, Florida but the bigger supermarkets has a lot of buy 1 get on Free Thanksgiving items like cranberry sauce and stuffing. They also have 5 & 10 dollar cupons to use with purchases of 25 & 50 dollars respectively. I shopped early this morning while the rest of the family slept and made some good scores. Saw a couple of cute guys stocking the shelves too....got to have the candied men on my shopping list!:D Kay Aren't you coming to JJ's son's house for Thanksgiving? I know he invited you.
He has about 60 people invited. | ||
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quote Islandlacel97l36: Aren't you coming to JJ's son's house for Thanksgiving? I know he invited you. He has about 60 people invited. Hell yeah we are going. I wouldn't miss that. I'm making two turkeys and a ham. Don't want anyone to go hungry! | ||
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Looks like I'll just be having the white round turkey sandwich meat and a can of cranberry sauce this year.  ~ ~ | ||
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Well, I got a last minute invite just a little while ago to go to someones home to eat today around 2 pm, so I am gonna get Thanksgiving this year. I am thankful for it too. ~ ~ |
Turkeys)!!!!!
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