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My Ideal Person A mature lady without the drama. A Cougar is Super Duper!. Hope you are cumming hard today. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas 99% of time...Visit Vegas several times a year, wanna meet me there??? Special touching and extra special handling, clit sex and g-spot message.

Aloha

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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