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Magic Garden  

Canice70 51M
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7/16/2009 3:46 am

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6/29/2012 4:31 am
Magic Garden

I posted this about a year ago and thought it was funny considering how much rain the Island got this year:

A beautiful, statuesque woman loved gardening and spent many pleasant hours in her yard tending to her bulbs and seeds. Despite her efforts, however, her tomatoes always seemed to die before ripening.

She noticed that her neighbor, a distinguished looking man of middle years and well means, often grew the most spectacularly red tomatoes every year in his garden. Out of curiosity, she asked him how he accomplished such a feat year after year.

"Well, it's a little embarrassing," he confessed. "But twice a day I garden in the nude and expose myself to the tomato garden and they turn bright red from embarassment!"

The beautiful woman considered this and decided, what the hell? She'd give it a try. So all through the spring she exposed herself to the tomatoes twice a day while gardening hoping for a sign of red, ripe tomatoes.
By the end of the growing season, her neighbor dropped by to check on her progress.

"How did you make out? Did the tomatoes get any redder?" he asked.

The beautiful woman sighed. "No, they haven't turned red or even ripe so far...

BUT-

my cucumbers are ENORMOUS!!!!"

(Just a quick reminder to always eat your vegetables!)
KILL YOUR TELEVISION!!!


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